This will be epic...

well let's be honest it won't border on epic-ness but lieing to you is easier than admiting this will probably be a serious waste of my (seriously deprived) time and yours. But let's wait and see how it turns out.

This will be a wandering through the thoughts of my very unco-ordinated head - likely to be as wishy-washy, bizarre and constantly interrupted as you all know my thoughts are! I think the only person likely to appreciate my thoughts on using English in the fashion of a competitive sport is Ross, and even that is putting it at a stretch. The only person likely to appreciate my views of the religious sort is Tim and we've already discuss these at some serious length. Any medical talk, even non-descript references such as 'I was in hos...', I know are going to soar over the (happily ignorant) heads of everyone bar Tristo, Kelly & Greg. I don't think the lads want a second Tristo on their hands (though I'm assuming they already think they have - bastards!) in so far as throwing out terminology along the lines of 'two in the pink, one in the...' or 'granny's vag' - haven't heard anything good in while now Tristo.

Alternatively this blog can provide you with an update of what's going on for me through (in the short-term) my epic trip to SouthEast Asia & Oman in July/August (slipped another 'epic' in there nicely). Can't say it will be as exciting as PNG - pity I didn't start this up last summer in hindsight - I'm hoping this summer to return without any signs of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder! In the direction - a clap for Tim escaping PNG once again unscathed, no run-ins with the police this time eh?

So currently I am going through the thrilling process of learning off every single cubic cm of the head and neck......and loving every second I am..... Anatomy exam is Monday morning 9am so with that out of the way I've to look forward to 6 written exams the following week (more fun) and a clinical exam to round it off - finally finished 1st year Grad Med (almost), the hard part at least. Kicking into an attachment for June and then freedom.....as long as I don't fail which would FUCK up everything.

So sorry if I'm a bit absent of late, or in general, times are a changing, time is short, plus I'm a useless bastard!

Final note for today....only 5 days left......wish I'd ten grand,...I want to see John Terry weeping.....not so much to see him weeping, that's just harsh, but it'd mean I'd be VERY VERY Happy