Tuesday, May 27, 2008

What else could I talk about?


Belated....yes, but no less the sweet - 1969, 1999, 2008 - Champione champione ole ole ole!!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

To FAR more interesting things...

Anatomy out of the way....as usual all that study was just not worth it considering they asked me fuck all.


So with the champions league final in sight thoughts turn to Chelski; After all the money he's spent you'd think Abramovich would have expected more so far but then considering the sort of shite he's buying thesedays you'd be forgiven to think maybe he's just taking the piss - kind of like when Rob plays Championship Manager, pure rubbish obviously. I mean £17 million for a whale-sized painting of a gigantic (and fairly bet-down to be honest) London Jobcentre supervisor, the guy has clearly gone a bit wayward. So if he can be convinced to buy that shite who knows what sized clump of his money mound he'll throw at Chelsea "we'll be in the black by 2009" FC this coming summer - the entire Euro 2008 Dream Team probably.


....dishwashers; they're probably one of the pinnacles of human advancement, I don't think I like any home appliance as much as the dishwasher, even the TV (surprisingly I can live without a TV now - doesn't quite make sense I know but I lie not).

Saturday, May 17, 2008

This is no craic at all

Uhh,.... studying anatomy is akin to downing a pint of cold, liquified full Irish breakfast,...or at least I think it is - when Scotty had to do that during the amazing race last Sept (you legend you) it was pretty horrible to watch so I'm guessing it bordered on 'top ten worst things I've ever done' for Scott himself. The distraction of the FA Cup final on yahoo text commentary is hardly worth the time flicking over my IE tab to check on; what a shocker of a final from a skill perspective. Suppose it's good for the sport but it's no good as a worthwhile distraction. Have to wait another week for the Eurovision to provide a 'decent' distraction. Overall this is a pretty shitty weekend as weekends go. Thankfully I picked up a six-pack of 'kicks' from Tesco last night so there's no fear of me falling asleep anytime soon.

Friday, May 16, 2008

This will be epic...

well let's be honest it won't border on epic-ness but lieing to you is easier than admiting this will probably be a serious waste of my (seriously deprived) time and yours. But let's wait and see how it turns out.

This will be a wandering through the thoughts of my very unco-ordinated head - likely to be as wishy-washy, bizarre and constantly interrupted as you all know my thoughts are! I think the only person likely to appreciate my thoughts on using English in the fashion of a competitive sport is Ross, and even that is putting it at a stretch. The only person likely to appreciate my views of the religious sort is Tim and we've already discuss these at some serious length. Any medical talk, even non-descript references such as 'I was in hos...', I know are going to soar over the (happily ignorant) heads of everyone bar Tristo, Kelly & Greg. I don't think the lads want a second Tristo on their hands (though I'm assuming they already think they have - bastards!) in so far as throwing out terminology along the lines of 'two in the pink, one in the...' or 'granny's vag' - haven't heard anything good in while now Tristo.

Alternatively this blog can provide you with an update of what's going on for me through (in the short-term) my epic trip to SouthEast Asia & Oman in July/August (slipped another 'epic' in there nicely). Can't say it will be as exciting as PNG - pity I didn't start this up last summer in hindsight - I'm hoping this summer to return without any signs of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder! In the direction - a clap for Tim escaping PNG once again unscathed, no run-ins with the police this time eh?

So currently I am going through the thrilling process of learning off every single cubic cm of the head and neck......and loving every second I am..... Anatomy exam is Monday morning 9am so with that out of the way I've to look forward to 6 written exams the following week (more fun) and a clinical exam to round it off - finally finished 1st year Grad Med (almost), the hard part at least. Kicking into an attachment for June and then freedom.....as long as I don't fail which would FUCK up everything.

So sorry if I'm a bit absent of late, or in general, times are a changing, time is short, plus I'm a useless bastard!

Final note for today....only 5 days left......wish I'd ten grand,...I want to see John Terry weeping.....not so much to see him weeping, that's just harsh, but it'd mean I'd be VERY VERY Happy